Sunday, March 16, 2014

Taking Time to Be a Tourist In KL

I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but I forgot about the +1 day when calculating Ellen and her friend's arrival  from the US. So I actually arrived in KL one day before I needed to be here. In reality, it's been a good thing to have this extra day. I've been a little stressed about being a tour guide here because I don't really know KL that well. On my three previous trips, the majority of time was spent at the Suria and Pavillion Malls. going to a movie, or trying to find some Western food. So, having this extra day in the city allowed me to explore new places the way I like...slowly, without a set plan, and without having to worry about getting lost or reassuring tired and hungry companions that I know exactly how long and where (food/home/a taxi stand/a cup of coffee/an ATM) will be.

My idea of exploring a new city is to pick a "tentative" destination, use a myriad of maps and a "sixth sense" to find a walking route to that destination. I then like to explore by foot until I'm tired. When my feet start aching, then it's time to tackle the public transportation system (in this case monorail and lightrail) to get home. (Taking a taxi always seems a little like cheating even though taxis are relatively inexpensive in this part of the world.)

Today's destination was St. John's Cathedral. I like to find a churches in cities for several reasons: they offer the peace and quiet of a Sunday service in the midst of the hustle and noise of a large city, and they are often located in the historical centers of these cities so they make a great starting place for sightseeing.

As I approaced the cathedral this morning I was struck by the number of street vendors (food, used clothing, shoes, drinks, etc...) who had staked their claims on the limited free space in front of the cathedral. Malaysian women selling fried things and nasi lemak, Indian women selling second-hand clothing, men selling bottles of water, Milo, and umbrellas. 

I poked my way through the open umbrellas and tiptoed through mucky puddles, damp trash, empty water bottles, and crowded stalls to the front of the cathedral. It quickly became apparant that I would be sitting outside with the other "late" worshippers. As the rain picked up we became more friendly, huddling together under the awning. The crowd, mostly Indian and Chinese with a few tourists like myself sprinkled in, were in upbeat moods thankful for the rain trying to wash the past month's haze from the sky. Luckily the service was in English and I recognized many of the songs so it felt a little familiar.

After the service, the rain picked up so the rest of my journey was dictated by the location of Chinese shop house six-foot walkways. In otherwards, when I came to a street corner, I usually choise the direction with the most shelter from the rain. My wanderings took me to Jalan Petaling (Chinatown) where the roast duck and pork were being attacked by meat cleevers under the watchful eyes of hungry shoppers, fresh produce and fish were being grabbed up by Chinese women doing their weekly shopping, and business savvy t-shirt vendors were opening their stalls early knowing that tourists like myself would linger to avoid going back out in the rain.

Continuing on my walk I found Central Market where about 1000 Chinese men, women and children were wearing wooden Chinese sandals and participating in a "Walk-a-Thon" for a local charity. 
Thousands of tiny wooden sandals tap, tap, tapped cautiously across the slippery, wet cobblestones. Although the shoes don't look comfortable to me, they definitely keep the wearer's feet up out of the puddles.

From Central Market I took my first ride on the LRT. (Call me slow-minded but it wasn't until I got to the station where I thought I could transfer to the MR that I understand that the light rail (LRT) and the monorail (MR) are NOT different lines on the same subway system but rather completely differnt systems. They require different tokens, an exit from a station, and a walk in the rain to move from one to the other. I only wasted RM4 (about $1.20) but I gained a lot of knowledge and saw some sights along the way.

After a brief stop back at the hotel to change into better walking shoes, I hopped back on the MR where I ventured to the Lake Gardens, the National Museum, and another shopping mall for a coffee and a rest.

The best part of today was the confidence gained that  I can give a "hightlights" of KL tour to my daughter and her friend  keeping room for jetlag recovery and relaxation. Now, if the plane will just be on time...

Thursday, March 13, 2014

You Know You've Been Away too Long When...

Several evenings ago Eric and I were sitting at our pizza restaurant devouring Margarita and veggie pizzas when a couple we'd never seen before sat down at the table beside us. Her great haircut caught my attention and his graying temples caught Eric's.

"Hey, they look like they're our age. We should say 'hi'," Eric whispered.

(You know you've been away too long when you start picking friends by their age and haircuts. In reality, there are plenty of  "our age" here in Lumut, but the fact that this couple was wearing trekking shorts and sport sandals, and lacking the  large beer guts of the middle-age construction crowd that generally frequents this restaurant led us to believe they might have an interesting story.")

Eric broke the ice, "Hi! Where are you guys from?"
Great haircut replied, "We're from Florida."
Gray temples added, "How about you?"
"America!" I replied enthusiastically.
Gray temples, "Yeah, we get that. But, what state?"

(Duh....what's worse, I didn't even pick up on how stupid I sounded until later that evening when Eric asked me, "Is that America with a "k"?  - you linguists will get that humor...)

All kidding aside, I know I've been away too long when I say stupid things like that.

But, I've got to go now. I have school conferences this afternoon and need to print a list of adjectives. I can't remember any useful descriptors besides the "excellent", "satisfactory", "good", and "needs improvement" that are printed in the aforementioned order on the report cards.

I know I've been away too long when, with trepidation and uncertainty, I said to the principal, "I think "good" is better than "satisfactory."

On the flip side, the couple we met at the restaurant has been sailing around the world for six years. Granted, they just returned from one year in the States to brush up on their English...

Maybe I need a trip home....



Friday, March 7, 2014

Headline News in PJ's Malaysia

This past week's activities run through my head like a serious of headlines. All are worthy of detailed articles but, due to a lack of time, here are a few of the stories:

On-Line Education Center Loses Internet - Teachers Scramble to Find Alternate Activities
After repeated attempts to log-on to the on-line education site on Friday and after numerous calls to the local internet provider, the school was informed that late-night robbers, in an attempt to "get rich" from the resale of copper wiring, climbed to the roofs of four local businesses including the on-line center and stole the internet wiring. When asked when internet service would be restored, the internet company replied,  "soon if we have wiring in stock; later, if we don't."

(I wonder if the robbers and the internet provider have a "contract" with each other)

Poor Air Quality Cancels Sports Practices
The burning of land by Indonesian farmers during the current dry season are impacting the air quality in Malaysia. Unhealthy levels were reported on Monday and Tuesday. All after-school sports practices were cancelled, but the entire day's classes in open air classrooms were conducted as usual.

(It seems to me to be the same air. I guess we just breath less of it while studying.)

Radio Station Announces 800 Number to Report Open Burning
Expat driver hears the public service announcement to report open burning while driving past a large pile of burning trash at her neighborhood park. She wanted to report the unlawful burning but was afraid to make a cell phone call while driving.

 (Darn American upbringing!)

Local Malaysian Driver Hits Road Sign 
"Texting while driving" is listed as the cause of an accident on Friday afternoon. There were no injuries in this low-speed crash but both the road sign and car were totaled. Hopefully the Malaysian driver's friend got the message.

(Pun intended)

Anwar's Sodomy Acquittal Overturned - Opposition Leader Is Sentenced to Five Years in Prison, but He Vows to Appeal.
This is an actual headline about a Malaysian politician in the March 8th, 2014, edition of the Wall Street Journal.

(I needed a dictionary to understand this article. In all fairness, we've got Bill Clinton and Monica; Anwar's got his driver.)

Woman Cyclist Groped by Pervert on Scooter on His Way to Morning Prayer

Luckily, the woman's high-pitched, ten-decibel string of profanities deterred assailant.

(If the assailant is found, an all-female jury with a mandatory sentence of castration is advised.)


Chinese Mothers Suggest Young Professional Sons Give Salaries to their Moms to Invest

In the tradition of "Mother Knows Best", sons are advised to give their paychecks to their mothers to invest in real estate and stocks rather than waste money on alcohol, fast cars and women. Although handing money to mom has been long-time Chinese tradition, modern sons are just saying "no" to their moms while trying to grow up and make their own decisions (or mistakes.)

Blockbuster hit "The Journey" is the Must-See Film of the Year

Even without English subtitles, you'll be able to enjoy and understand most (like about 70%) of this Malaysian-Chinese film production about an English guy, Benji, traveling to Malaysia with his Malaysian fiancee, Bee, to meet her very conservative Chinese father. The story is both funny and poignant as Benji navigates his way through wedding traditions in his quest to marry the love of his life. The film is worth seeing for both the story and the beautiful Malaysian landscape.

So, that about sums up my week.


Saturday, March 1, 2014

Missing Four Seasons

As much as I like going to bed at night with warm feet and not having to curl my legs up trying to make myself as warm as possible during long, cold winter nights, I do miss having four seasons. Life here is perpetual summer. Oh, the temperature may change by an occasional degree or two, the humidity levels may fluctuate from  between 90 to 100%, and the clouds or morning haze may lift a bit later on some days making it feel cooler for a little longer. But, in general, it's hot.

One of the difficulties of teaching in a country with no seasons is trying to help students find context clues about setting, especially when the clues are phrases like "crisp apples, juicy peaches, crunchy leaves, crisp air and bright Harvest moons." Just this week I was trying to help a student determine the setting (time + place) of a story and the setting seemed SO obvious (see words in quotation marks above), but then I realized that most students have never picked a crisp, fall apple off the tree nor savored the delight of a warm, ripe, juicy peach.  The apples here are imported - from Washington, I might add - and a bit expensive. Students don't get the joy of jumping in piles of leaves. Oh, the palm fronds do turn brown, fall to the ground and crunch underfoot, but their "dropping" is random and their feel is razor-like and spiky.  And, although we do get some beautiful, full, orange moons, they remind me more of a summer solstice moon with sweat drenching our brows but without the laziness of long, late summer nights.

Another difficulty with the absence of four seasons was trying to "engage" in the Sochi Winter Olympics. On a normal Winter Olympic year, we would have alternated watching the events at home or in a ski lodge with an ice-cold Hefeweisen and some warm chili while we critiqued each athlete's ski technique or nerve. We would have been getting motivated to ski just a little faster or more aggressively the next day or commenting that "we probably could have made the Olympic team, too" based upon the great runs we'd made that day. But, watching this year's Winter Olympics in our sweat-drenched work clothes and sipping a warm Tiger beer just wasn't the same.  Although we did critique many athletes' techniques, it was with half-hearted conviction. We were having self -doubt... Can we even remember how to ski? Can we remember how to bundle up and try to stay warm? Do we want to?

As I sit here typing in my bare feet, thread-bare t-shirt and shorts, I do miss the four seasons but I don't miss being cold.